Blogging ’til my Eyes Bleed
I think Safari likes my site a lot better than Firefox does. …but that’s only temporary. I plan on takin’ Firefox out and wining and dining her. Treat her like a real lady. I just hope Safari doesn’t go to the same restaurant that night. Things could get awkward. It would be like a wacky episode of Three’s Company, where Jack is supposed to be taking his boss’s niece out for the evening to get a promotion, but he decides to go out with the hot aerobics instructor Larry has a double date with. Then, in the end, Chrissy and Janet have to help Jack bury the dead hooker while Mrs. Roper keeps Mr. Roper from finding out Jack isn’t a homosexual. Don’t worry, Firefox. I will not bury you in a shallow grave under a failed herb garden. Sometimes you just make me so crazy. But I still love you.