Pizza Delivery Men - Pornography’s Unsung Heroes
Hey, folks. I just wanted to let everyone know that I updated the “Illustration” and “Pinups” galleries with a few cool new images. So, go check out the pages to see the latest additions. …but don’t look in the broom closet on your way there. That’s where I’ve been storing the bones of last month’s hookers. Don’t worry, though - it won’t smell. The bones may be in the closet, but the meat is in the freezer. Heh. ….right next to the frozen Sea Monkey embryos. Hey, Sea Monkeys deserve stem cell research, too. If only those barbaric laws had been abolished sooner, maybe little Dr. Zaius Jr. could’ve lived to see another week…. ::sniff::
February 25th, 2006 at 5:17 pm
Dude the crab one is awesome! Also remember it only takes 20 dead hookers to make your own thrown of human bones, and it turns out that the syphilis riddled bones of a crack whore are surprisingly cushie. In other news, I’d be careful about keeping sea monkeys in your freezer, they’re like Jesus in that if you just add water they rise from the dead and herald the end of time and the beginning of eternal hell on earth.