http://martinwhitmore.com/2006/02/pizza-delivery-men-pornographys-unsung-heroes/ Zombies, pinups, and elder gods, oh my! Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:31:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 http://martinwhitmore.com/2006/02/pizza-delivery-men-pornographys-unsung-heroes/#comment-31 James Sat, 25 Feb 2006 21:17:23 +0000 http://www.martinwhitmore.com/marty/?p=17#comment-31 Dude the crab one is awesome! Also remember it only takes 20 dead hookers to make your own thrown of human bones, and it turns out that the syphilis riddled bones of a crack whore are surprisingly cushie. In other news, I'd be careful about keeping sea monkeys in your freezer, they're like Jesus in that if you just add water they rise from the dead and herald the end of time and the beginning of eternal hell on earth. Dude the crab one is awesome! Also remember it only takes 20 dead hookers to make your own thrown of human bones, and it turns out that the syphilis riddled bones of a crack whore are surprisingly cushie. In other news, I’d be careful about keeping sea monkeys in your freezer, they’re like Jesus in that if you just add water they rise from the dead and herald the end of time and the beginning of eternal hell on earth.

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