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My God… It’s FULL of TENTACLES…

ClashTitansI continue working on the group commission piece, and it is quickly becoming apparent that I have completely lost my mind. This drawing has taken on a life of its own, and terrible themes are emerging. (O_O) The darkness is scratching at the backs of my eyeballs, and I am about to begin work on the foreground of the image. The foreskin will have to wait until later. I will get to that.

I am perfectly happy to draw this commission any damn way I please. However, I would like to remind some of you who donated that you are not properly abusing your privileges by berating me constantly and undermining my sense of self-worth. I have not been abused nearly enough since this project began. Do you know how many times I’ve cried while working on it? None. By now I expected to be a broken shell of a man, living only to draw a picture under the leering eye of the unwashed masses; but my dignity remains intact. I hold my head up high. While I appreciate the feedback I’ve gotten via e-mail, and from those of you who’ve seen the drawing in person, I demand more abuse. Thank you sir, may I have another?!

Hurts so good.

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4 Responses to “My God… It’s FULL of TENTACLES…”

  1. Megan M. commented:
    May 10th, 2008 at 10:42 am

    Well, for one thing… you’re obviously not working fast enough. Ya! ::snaps whip:: ;}

    Also, I want to make a joke about the Hindu Plumbing God’s shower head and the steampunk Cthulhu participating in some kind of wet t-shirt contest… but it seems like a stretch. Although, couldn’t HPG turn that thing on and rust Cthluhu out?? Er, what does silver do when it gets wet? Turn him green??? Weeeeird.

  2. James commented:
    May 10th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    I’d abuse you if I could find something worth abusing. I’m loving it so far.

  3. JMAS commented:
    May 12th, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    How is it possible that you are still not done with our commission? *Begins pacing while slapping gloves against palm* Mein herr, I think you have not been given sufficient…motivation. *Backhands the artist after slipping into the gloves* You will live for art! *Slaps him again, this time to the floor* You will live for THIS art! *Punctuated with a kick* Now, go draw tentacles or I swear, next time I’ll consider your hands fair game and make you draw with your mouth!

  4. Megan M. commented:
    May 15th, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    That was kind of sexy, which means there’s something REALLY wrong with me.

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